Okay, a few things.
a.) I went to Dave's house and we messed around. I mean, alot. I mean, really far in the scale of things. For nearly 2 hours. That was on the 29th of March. And now he has not spoke to me for two weeks. HOW HILARIOUS! Also, I messed around with a boy I wasn't dating (gasp!). Also, I messed around in general (astounding!). Also, he's leaving for Europe in July. For more than a year.
Feck.
b.) I think I have cervical cancer. I think this FOR REASONS I WON'T DISCLOSE.
c.) Dave can be really pretentious and I hate him and want to beat him up for it. Jackass.
The end.
P.S. New layout. Ralph Fiennes is so fucking fuckable skjhdfkjsdfkjsd. I'm such a pervert.