Ok guys, BRACE YOURSELVES:
I'M WRITING IN MY DIARYLAND!!!!
Ok, you probably just shit your pants, so I'll give you some room to recover.
Are you okay now? Hoppin' and poppin', poppin' and lockin'? Can I get you some tea? Nachos? Doritos? Fritos? Cheetos?
No? KAY GOOD.
So I suppose I shall do an actual update on el lifey-o thing:
-AM OVER DAVE. Have been for a month or two. Le butt kickage.
-I went to see a psychic with my mum awhile ago (being careful not to drop information so she could use the clever hans effect or barnum effect or poopty peupty pants. ...yes), and everything she said is coming true. OH THE SUSPENSE. Specifically, I asked about Dave (cause I still liked him at the time) and she said, "pfft, he's gonna break up with his girlfriend before Christmas". And he texted me today randomly and apparently he broke up with his girlfriend on Friday. O_O; Isn't that crazy?! I want to see the psychic again now. I'm lame, I know kids. Plz dnt remnd me. :(
-I have ice cream, and am therefore superior to you. Actually, no, because the people who read this (friendlist folk) are keen. I am not. *admire from afar*
-Ok, actually cool thing: I'm getting a dress for a buck. Eleven bucks with shipping, but WHO CARES?!?!?! Uh, yeah. I really am bugging myself with this entry. I think I should be sleeping and working on keeping the wit up to par. Anyways..
-The dress will be here in 10 days. I think the snowball thing is on the 14th? So I'm going with Michy-chi. Because I love her and she is my baby.
-Joaquin Phoenix is teh fucking SEX. I'm so disillusioned with Adrien Brody; He openly supported the Bush campaign.
And now, spekil i-candi luv (JOAQUIN! KITTEN!)
This one is animated.
Its Joaquin!! He's underneath Nicole Kidman (ew). And he's wearing SOCKS. (HEEHEE!!)
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Ok, I'm really not funny recently: my jokes suck because I have funny sleeping hours and a lack of human contact. So I'm lame. Love me anyways? ;_;
