I have good news, and I have... good news.
I am an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church! READ THIS:
"As a minister with the ULC, its own denomination, you are granted the following rights:
• To perform marriages within any US state, following the rules laid out by the state in which
you wish to perform said marriage.
• To perform funerals, baptisms, last rites or any other sort of legal ceremony or ritual you
wish to perform, except circumcision.
• To start a church of your own, be it a bricks and mortar building or on the internet.
• To absolve others of their sins as you have been absolved of yours."
THAT IS SO FREAKING AWESOME. I CAN LEGALLY MARRY PEOPLE (my province has to approve it first, apparently, but I don't mind! Ralph Klein is a drunkard, I shall assume he won't care!)!!
I am totally pleased. This is the best thing I've done all year. I'm actually rather giddy. Heeheee!!
