Self: Brain, focus.
Brain: Kay.
Self: You know Dave? He is a manslut.
Brain: Got it. Manslut.
Self: He has, in the past, cheated on his girlfriends.
Brain: Got it. Cheating manslut.
Self: He is the devil in a chapter's uniform.
Brain: Got it. Devilish cheating manslut.
Self: And he is not interested in romance, only sex. Got it?
Brain: Got it.
Self: So, to summarize...?
Brain: Dave is a devilish cheating sex-obsessed manslut without a romantic bone in his body.
Self: Yes.
Brain: You still like him.
Self: ...I hate you.