Hop on the self-pity train, kids (Alternatively titled, "Someone fuck me")

2004-04-26 / 10:04 p.m.

Screw being alone. Screw my standards and morals. I want to fuck someone. I am sick of being lonely, I demand meaningless one time sex with a hot stranger.

I demand a nice fuck so I may conveniently forget what an oddling I am and focus on being a horny moron.

fuckity fuck fuck.

Adrien Brody is still at the top of the list for people I'd like to lose my virginity to. xp

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