Patrick is apparently going to ask me out today.
Did I mention that I'm afraid of going out, and thus would be the worst girlfriend ever? Ever ever EVAR?
Did I also mention that although I would die without any human contact, I am afraid of it in the context of a relationship (for reasons I will not disclose)?
Did I mention I'm going to die?
p.s. Erika is cute. Hahahahah!
p.p.s. So dead.