We interupt the poetic bullshit I was writing to tell you this: AHH ATTACKED BY A VIRUS OR A RETARD WHO HAS HAXX0RED ME. My Kazaa downloaded a bunch of shit by some freak act of Claude (no, not God, Claude, the evil croissant eating frenchman who lives under the beds of Americans everywhere. Er. o_o). Lots of it is either:
Warcraft/Starcraft Hacks
Porn
General windows hacks
Porn
And my email is sending out things with attachments (The attachment is something like "Melda.scr") that I've never sent, written, or freaking CONCEIVED (mentally, not fetally. o_o). IE.:
Look at the attachment to see secret pictures of my girlfriend...
As said previously: I could sooner figure out the meaning of life than find a girlfriend or boyfriend. Thanks.
Augh, fuck, irritated. This most certainly is God's punishment for me because of downloading all those hentai games. I repent! I repent! Stop the plagues! Stop the plagues!