So I'll post this fucking entry here.
Ok. So, this morning, I head over to the mall to meet Nicole, Tania, Melissa, and Steffy. I get there at 10:00, meet Nicole at the dinosaur sculpture, and tailing her are a less than sober Michelle and Caitlyn, who are with a fairly sober Janice. I've never seen Caitlyn drunk, so its funny. Janice tells us they'll be in the bathroom if we should want a screwdriver (blah). So, me and Nicole venture off towards Sirens in hopes of finding the other people who are thong shopping (insert me falling down a flight of stairs and then a comical drum roll). They are not there. So we head up the escalator to Spencers, which is oddly empty of any customers. We walk past EB... oh wait, no we didn't. We ran in and oggled the new FF cover with Yuna and Rikku. Hawt. And then we played Tony Hawk and I killed Bucky Lasek (made him fall down an awful lot, at least). Sorry, Bucky. Then we walked down towards Zellers and Cookies by George, and I called Tania's cell again (because it would ring twice, and then give a busy signal). It did that again, but then, outside Bluenotes, there they were! So we ran over. Then we looked at touques and beanies, and then Steffy, Nicole, and I wandered down to La Vie En Rose (I wanted a corset. *pout*), whilst Melissa and Tania went to Bluenotes again. We go back to Bluenotes, look at shirts, while some lady follows us the whole time (annoying and ageist), and we leave. Tania comments on the lady, and I say, "Yeah, like the have any reason to think we're shoplifting.." whilst looking pointedly at Tania and Melissa, who I know had stolen a wallet and some magazines. And they laughed. And I asked for them to steal me a wallet. And they almost did in Ardene's but told me to look for a better one in Spencer's, where they promptly forgot and decided not to remind them. Anyways! We went around in Spencer's, and then we meandered towards the food court, where Steffy, Melissa, and Tania decided to go to Subway by the C-Train station, and me and Nicole didn't since we had just got there. So, we go down the escalators with them, say goodbye, and 'lo and behold, there are Michelle, Caitlin, and Janis again! So we go back to the foodcourt with them Michelle can pee ("Let's go to the peeroom." :<).
So, Michelle pees, Caitlin stumbles, Janis laughs. We go out, they sit down, me and Nicole get chinese (it cost 15 fucking dollars. For two plates and two drinks. RIPOFF. So yeah). We go sit with the kids, and Caitlin proceeds to name all of the carrots and peas in my rice. "STUART IS MY BEST FRIEND." And drop them and the floor. "BILLY! Billy died. Ohhhh no!" There were a few more bathroom trips, and then we head downstairs toward the photo booth. Caitlin stumbles alot. And falls down. Alot. We get in photobooth. Giggle. Take pictures. I almost barfed because with all the drunk kids in one spot, it smelled reaaally strongly of alcohol. Ack. We finished, and a security woman went by, and I knew trouble was abrewin'!
I told everyone to sober up fast, and they tried, but it was hard with Caitlin lying on the floor. Gaaah. Obviously: The jig was up. BUT, by some freak act of God: Michelle and Janis convinced the cops and security that they themselves were not drunk. But Caitlin was screwed on that aspect. As they had seen her. They took them out, and me and Nicole slumped off towards Chapters, but the guy said he wanted to keep the group together. Blink blink. So we followed, my phone rang, and it was mum. I told her I'd be right there, I was outside of the store. For about an hour, she kept saying "What store?She began to talk a smidge more coherently though, and she told them that she was not drunk, and then she instead said it was the first time ever and she was very very sorry. She kept saying that as she gave information to the police. Some guy came up to the security woman by us and said there was a cat behind a bench. So me and Nicole went over, and there was a black and white kitty behind a bench, wedged slightly between the bench and the wall. Security woman, guy, and myself walk over, while guy pauses and asks Caitlin if she's ok, because she's really flustered. "Yeah, I'm fine." She says pointedly to the cop. As we get over to the bench, a bunch of people are looking behind it, and there indeed, is a cat behind the bench. I look at the cat. He looks p at me. He is puzzled. The security woman called someone on her walkie talkie and said to call an SPCA because a kitten (it was a cat, not a kitten) was stuck behind a bench. At the word "stuck", I blink, and pull the bench away from the wall (another guy helped when he saw me pull it out some). He picked up the cat and cradled it. It was cute. Black and white, very soft, and not afraid of people at all, surprisingly. I wondered aloud how she managed to get to the mall, and he said she was probably an abandoned stray, and he said it was disgusting. I agree. The ends of her whiskers were curled a bit, it made me sad. I petted the cat and nuzzled her with my nose. She was sweet. Then I went back to Caitlin, who was becoming more distressed. The cop got her phone number and her mom's number and her address, and then she cried. And we all hugged her and told her it would be alright. And she kept crying and said her mum would kill her and send her to boarding school. And then the cop got mine and Nicole's name (not Michelle and Janis', who actually had had alcohol. Irritance. Anyways.) He asked me "So, what have you had to drink today. I stared at him rather incredulously and was like, "Hey, how about nothing?!" It occured to me later, I should've said, "I only drink when my mommy gives me beer. :D" But I don't think he would've laughed. Even tho iss trew. Teeheee!!1 Yeah. and then as we finally are allowed to leave, he says, "Now, have you ever seen those people downtown on the street, homeless?" And we say, "Yes." And then he says, "Do you know how they get there?" Silence for a moment, then blinking at him, I say, "Most people get there because of drug abuse and mental illness." And he's like, "Well, er, yes, that too, but some of them are drunks." I don't bother mentioning that most homeless people turn to alcohol after they become destitute. Jerkoff. Its not like Caitlin's a bloody alcoholic, either. Sigh.
Anyways: Yeah. He couldn't reach Caitlin's mom at work, so when we all (excluding Janis and Michelle, who ditched Caitlin so they wouldn't get their bags inspected. Assholes. Garg.) got in the Jeep, I gave her my cell, and she called and said it was very urgent and to please, please get her mother, because it was urgent. And then when her mom got on the phone she started to cry again and said that the cops thought she was drunk even though she wasn't (lie) and was just being goofy with her friends (true). She said we were just laughing and being loud and they assumed she was drunk and it wasn't fair, and they had banned her from the mall for three months, and that she had witnesses that could vouch that she wasn't drunk (my mom, even though she knew Caitlin was drunk, vouched for her. Which means my mom is cool [except she's sucking right now]). So, after my mom vouched for Caitlin, she didn't get in trouble. Which is good, she didn't deserve too, I've honestly never seen her drunk before and since she is apparently a cheap drunk (half a beer and a bit of vodka and she's drunk as hell), she probably hasn't been. People should lay off her. Blah. Anyways, after that, we got to school, I cleaned her up, told her to sleep on her desk since they were reviewing, and then I walked her to class. She thanked me and gave me a hug and said I was a lifesaver. She said my mom was cool, also. Heh. I proceeded to go to the library, because I'm tired of being afraid of my FECKING ENGLISH CLASS. So I'm not going. "Sir Robin bravely turned his tail and fled!" Yes.
Then Nicole came, and we left. I went to go blood taken to check my thyroid (in case my anxiety is from a thyroid problem as opposed to a chemical problem in my brain), and it wasn't that bad. Yay. I wish I looked at the blood coming out, but that would've required acknowledging the presence of a needle in my arm. Eugh. Then we got paint, Nicole came over, we goofed around for 45 minutes or so, then I walked Max with Nicole, towards the apartments down the ridge, so she could go home. Saw the cutest puppies! There was a basset hound, and he was soooo short and sooo fat that he looked like he had been crossed with a weinerdog. And he was so soft! Eheeeeeheee!!! I heart teh puppies!! :D
I think Max likes me more because I walked him. That is good, because I heart my puppy. :D
So, yeah, that was my day.